ΠΟΙΟΣ ΕΙΠΑΜΕ ΚΕΡΔΙΣΕ ΤΟΝ 2ο ΠΑΓΚΟΣΜΙΟ ΠΟΛΕΜΟ?γλωσσικες αλλαγες στην Ευρ.Ενωση

Μια και η καθιερωση των Αγγλικων σαν 2η επισημη γλωσσα του Ελλην.Κρατους συζητιεται
ξανα στις μερες μας,το ιστολογιο μας ειναι περηφανο να σας παρουσιασει τις ζυμωσεις που
λαμβανουν χωρα στα κεντρα ισχυος της EU:

"Εuropean Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded thatEnglish spelling had some room for improvement and hasaccepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekondyear when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spellingkan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes arepossible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent"e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd fromvords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vilfind it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vilfinali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. "
Did zis mad yu smil?


PS.photo from flickr,by tallpaul34